| Roo the God | 97525518 seconds |
| Rahjiii Cavelord, Shroomking | 95102589 seconds |
| Julio of the Beagle Clan | 81072224 seconds |
| Dog is gone. | 21608833 seconds |
| Nemesis taunts you. Na na na na! | 19398179 seconds |
| Bargle nWo | 11905180 seconds |
| Chaos wasn't born with enough middle fingers | 10403434 seconds |
| Rychian ;) | 10115929 seconds |
| Thayil the Independent Slacker. | 8819670 seconds |
| Gravis + | 8024534 seconds |
| Ewan is Admiral Halsey | 7830191 seconds |
| Orion the Ancient Knight | 7656777 seconds |
| BigPapa is walking around, cleaning up. | 7579809 seconds |
| Bubba the Ol'Bugger. | 7522681 seconds |
| Delphinas Goddess of Light | 7177037 seconds |
| Hera . | 6990225 seconds |
| Moonfyre SHIT! Flee! Run, man RUN! | 6969924 seconds |
| Elfin - Yesterday | 6720568 seconds |
| Guynamsam Killed the Messenger | 6443698 seconds |
| Kevlar Royal Order of Crusader Knights | 6192866 seconds |
